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Post by Shirubi on Mar 14, 2005 16:32:57 GMT -5
U go Shoe! Sweet cool magic powerz!
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Post by pippichan on Mar 15, 2005 2:15:33 GMT -5
Hmm... *staring at Shoe curiously* I think seeing Shoe now reminds me of Frankenstein... (That means 'You're terribly ugly now, Shoe!'  ) |
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Post by Shoe on Mar 15, 2005 3:12:48 GMT -5
Well.. i got psychic powers.. i can make an illution and make me look very handsome to everyone who sees me *does that*
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Post by pippichan on Mar 15, 2005 4:10:31 GMT -5
Handsome?? That you call handsome??! Heh, still look ugly to me!
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Post by Shoe on Mar 15, 2005 4:59:08 GMT -5
Damn it! Looks like my magic powers didn't work. .. hang on.. I DID THE WRONG SPELL!!
*transforms into something that looks like Quasimodo from 'The Hunchback of Notre Dame'*
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Post by Shirubi on Mar 15, 2005 16:01:24 GMT -5
Well isn't this just peachy. ^_^ How could u use the wrong spell?
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Post by ChaTeAubRianD on Mar 15, 2005 21:25:02 GMT -5
no matter what spell you cast, you'll never be able to change your face it is and forever will be stuck on your head .besides, what you did was a mere illusion. and that won't change much of anything. try having a plastic surgery. .. maybe that would help... a bit peace man  .V,, |
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Post by Shoe on Mar 16, 2005 3:31:58 GMT -5
TRrue. it is just a mere illution.. Well.. plastic surgry can fix it.
*walks in to the surgent room*
"I'd like a plastic surgery please"
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Post by Teahouse Keeper on Mar 16, 2005 5:51:02 GMT -5
*handcuffed by Pippichan* Ehh......Pippichan......why? I'm innocent...... *smiles handsomely and sexily* Eh.....*sees Pippichan thinking about how to torture me* Mmm.....can we talk about this in a nice cafe with nice music and nice food? ARGHH!!! *skunk hits my face* You'll pay for this, Pippichan!!! Yes, you will become my Koala in your next life!!!! My favourite, beloved pet Koala!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! I will hug and nose-press you all the time!!!!! Mmmm!!!!! HAHAHAHAAHA!!!!!!!!! Pippichan Koala!!!!! MINE!!! MINE!!! MINE!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes, Haruko, do you want to be my Koala too? *smiles nicely* Mmm.....I'm like Shoe.....like watching people having sex. Animals ok for me, but boring because they seem to not enjoy it the way humans do. *sees Shoe falling into the den and getting eaten up* Eh.....Pippichan......I can give you many wonderful teddy bears...... Mmm.....Chateau, what do you mean "rats have sex like humans"? I only know that dolphins have sex like humans in that they face each other when having sex. *imagines Shoe controlling Pippichan's body*  Mmm......*dirty thoughts* Shoe, can you give me some of your powers? Or how about you use your powers to immobilize her and then we can have some fun? *smiles dirtily* *Shoes comes out of plastic surgery looking so terribly handsome that he melts everything with his handsomeness when he walks by* |
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Post by Shoe on Mar 16, 2005 6:11:51 GMT -5
Hmmm.. i wonder what that noise is? *turns around to see a large group of girls charging towards him carrying flowers*
Meep...... *runs away and hides*
Oh, i know exactly what you are thinking... but i ain't gonna do it.. I won't be that slack to Pippichan.
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Post by Teahouse Keeper on Mar 16, 2005 6:19:35 GMT -5
*points at Shoe's hiding place and shouts to the army of girls* HE'S HERE!!!!! IN THERE!!!! NAKED!!!!
Mmm.....Shoe, you're still so nice to Pippichan after she fed you to the lions?
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Post by Shoe on Mar 16, 2005 6:31:14 GMT -5
Kuso!!!! *runs away*
Meh -__- I got no where to run *is trapped in an alley way*
Yeh, of course im nice.. .. it's kinda a habit
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Post by Teahouse Keeper on Mar 16, 2005 7:37:56 GMT -5
*sees Shoe trapped in the alleyway* Heeheehee.....Let's see you get out of this, Shoe IN HERE GIRLS!!! Mmm? A kind of habit that you're nice? HAHAHAHA!!!! A nice villain? Come now, don't be modest. Show us the villain in you that's bursting to come out!!!! |
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Post by Shoe on Mar 16, 2005 8:00:26 GMT -5
What.. no.. you dont wanna see me angry.. trust me on this one. "Oh no! Im trapped!" Girl Leader: Get him!!!! -___- "Where do i go? No where to go no where to hide.." *does the thing from the matrix and jumps over the girls to get to the other side* "Yes, i made it!" *another group of girls appear infront of him* "OH CRAP!" Girl Leader: Good job group two! Now grab him! "Group 2?? Oh no, i better get out of here!" *too late, the girls had grabbed shoe and tied him up with a rope and taken him away* |
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Post by Shirubi on Mar 16, 2005 16:37:18 GMT -5
Me and Naomi will save ya Shoe! If she ever gets here?
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Post by Nomi on Mar 16, 2005 16:44:45 GMT -5
*out of breath from running* So-what'd I miss?
-MiMi
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Post by ChaTeAubRianD on Mar 16, 2005 20:49:43 GMT -5
you missed a lot. ;D try watching Bad Boys 2, keeper. you'll know what i mean..  |
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Post by pippichan on Mar 17, 2005 1:48:56 GMT -5
*staring at teahouse keeper sternly* Trying to bribe me again, eh? *considering free nice food* Okay, I accept your offer. *secretly planning to continue torturing teahouse keeper after I get the food* EH?! I must pay for what?? You asked for hug and kiss and I gave you, so, what's my mistake??  *innocently looking at teahouse keeper while deep in my heart, laughing like mad* In the next life, I won't be your koala!!! *sticking out tongue at teahouse keeper* I'll make sure that!! *seeing Shoe's being tied by two group of girls* Hmmm... I wonder if those girls are blind.... I mean, how can they adore such horrible face Shoe has after plastic surgery! *shiver, being reminded of Michael Jackson* |
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Post by Shirubi on Mar 17, 2005 16:01:22 GMT -5
Naomi....were suposed to be saving Shoe from those weird group of girls! *points* It kinda looks like the girls are all over him?
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Post by ChaTeAubRianD on Mar 17, 2005 20:43:39 GMT -5
poor shoe... being chased by all those women
don't worry shoe, i know the feeling.. you'll get used to it someday ;D
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Post by Teahouse Keeper on Mar 17, 2005 23:13:36 GMT -5
Mmm......Bad Boys 2, eh, Chateau? Mmm......*wonders whether it's a Hong Kong movie or an American one starring Will Smith and wonders whether I'll really know what Chateau means by rats having sex like humans after watching it* *Very relieved that Pippichan accepts nice cafe food offer. Smiles.* Ahh......So, you'll take away these handcuffs and we can go now? *Happy. Not knowing about Pippichan's evil plans for poor innocent Teahouse Keeper* *looks at Pippichan's innocent face, knowing that she must be laughing like mad in her heart* Yes. *nods* You must pay for giving me skunk instead of kiss and hug!!! Must be my koala in your next life!!! How are you going to make sure you won't be my koala? I've phone number to the Reincarnation Department!!! I'll make sure you'll be my koala!!!! Mmm.......Pippichan Koala......*closes eyes thinking of hugging and nose-pressing Pippichan koala* Ahhh.......I think it's too late to save Shoe. Let the girls have him. He was a good man. *shakes head sadly* HAHAHA!!!!!! Chateau *imagines Chateau being chased by lots of women and getting used to it like a film star* Oh hey, who's the guy in your avatar, Chateau? Looks like.....Takeshi Kaneshiro. |
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Post by pippichan on Mar 18, 2005 3:22:44 GMT -5
WOW!! TAKESHI!! *run to hug Takeshi*  Hmm... yeah, let's go now because I'm starving. Eh? Release your handcuffs? No way! How can I be sure you won't run away??! (poor innocent teahouse keeper? Yeah, right. *roll eyes) *still wearing innocent expression* What's wrong with skunk's kiss and hug?! It's still hug and kiss. Huh! What makes you think I won't make a rebellion at Reincarnation Department!? I won't be your koala in my next life! I'd better be not reincarnated! *thinking about biting teahouse keeper's finger if he nose-presses me* Hmmm... *seeing Shoe's being raped by those girls* Looks like he's having a great time there. *thinking about Chateau being chased by women* Yeah, I can imagine all mommies and grannies from all over filipine chasing Chateau! |
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Post by Shoe on Mar 18, 2005 5:31:09 GMT -5
Nooo! Help me!! *disappears in the crowd of women*
---2 hours later---
*all women leave, and Shoe gets out a ciggar, takes a puff, and chokes*
cough cough, i forgot i can't smoke.. damn asthma! cough cough
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Post by Teahouse Keeper on Mar 18, 2005 6:43:35 GMT -5
Hahaha!!! Yeah, I knew you like Takeshi Kaneshiro, Pippichan I was thinking, "Pippichan will like him since the guys she likes have this sort of look" (except Jay Chou who doesn't look anywhere near Takeshi ) Did you see House of Daggers? I didn't see it but wish I did. Don't know whether it's good or not, although I always like such movies, for instance Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon and Hero. Romantic and beautiful. Eh....Pippichan *looks cute and sad* Please release my handcuffs. I promise I won't run away. Ne? *looks even cuter and sadder* I will be good. You punished Shoe already, no need to punish me, ne? I've lots of food and teddy bears for you......the handcuffs hurt......  *sees Pippichan still looking innocent* EH!!!! How can skunk's hug and kiss still be hug and kiss?!!! I want hug and kiss from you!!!! Not skunk!!!! Eh?? Rebellion in Reincarnation Department??  You dare make rebellion there? AH!!! Then, you'll definitely be reincarnated as my koala as your punishment *thinking of getting a pretty mouth mask in case Pippichan koala bites me when I nose-press her* HAHAHAHAAHA!!!!!!! *imagines all the mommies and grannies chasing Chateau* *sees Shoes disappearing in a crowd of girls and women and bits of his clothes flying all over the place while he gets raped. Hears him calling for help* Ahhh.....Have fun!!! *sees Shoe still alive and coughing out cigar smoke 2 hours later* Eh......Shoe, have you......are you......did they......I mean......How's your virginity? |
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Post by Shoe on Mar 18, 2005 19:20:20 GMT -5
*Shoe looks at Keeper and then smiles*
Im ok, everything is ok... ^-^
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Post by pippichan on Mar 19, 2005 3:42:26 GMT -5
Mmm.... yeah, I like Takeshi! So handsome.... (hey, I never said I like Jay Chou for his look. I like him for his songs) No, I haven't seen House of Daggers. *recalling* If I'm not mistaken I've only seen him in romantic movies. You know, rental shop sucks.  Yeah, Crouching Tiger... and Hero are great! Eh, have seen Warriors of Heaven and Earth? Hmm.... *staring at teahouse keeper, considering* Very well... *shut his mouth with a dirty sock and cover his head with brown paper bag* Okay, now, we're going to the cafe! ;D *humming, dragging teahouse keeper with me* Oh? You meant my hug and kiss? Why didn't you say it clearly? Here, here! * * NO! NO! NO!!! I'll do anything so that I won't be reincarnated as teahouse keeper's koala!! Even making a deal with the devil!! *planning to chew the mouth mask to pieces and the bite teahouse keeper's finger hard* Hmm... it's amazing that Shoe's still alive and ok after those brutal rapes! *shaking head in disbelief* |
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Post by Shoe on Mar 19, 2005 7:21:46 GMT -5
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Post by Teahouse Keeper on Mar 19, 2005 12:03:32 GMT -5
Eh......Shoe, everything is ok and the girls treated you nicely?? You mean they didn't.......you're still........a virgin? Mmm. Yeah, Pippichan, I guess you never said you liked Jay Chou for his looks I didn't know you like Takeshi. How come you never mentioned it before? Yeah!! I wanted to watch Warriors of Heaven and Earth but didn't see it. But Takeshi is not in there, right? Have you seen his earlier movie called Lavender? It's about him being a very handsome angel who fell to earth and stayed with a pretty woman played by Kelly Chen. Very romantic and nice story. Cute too *suddenly dark with dirty sock in my mouth* MmmpFFF!!!! Mmmm!!!! IIPPMMM!!!! (I'll get you for this, Pippichan!!!!) *hearing Pippichan's horrible humming as she drags me to the cafe* MMMMM!!!!! MMMPPFFF!!!!!! (You'll pay for this!!!!) Eh......what's that, Pippichan? My hug and kiss......what are you doing?? *eyes big* Pippichan......*eyes bigger* ARGHHH!!!!! Noooo!!!!! ARRGHHH!!!!! HELP!!!!! ARRGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Making a deal with the Devil, eh? Mmm......you know, thinking of you as a koala biting my finger hard actually turns me on. Mmm.....very cute. Very sexy. Mmmm....... |
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Post by Shoe on Mar 19, 2005 20:32:10 GMT -5
Umm... yes.. i still am *hides in the corner*
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Post by Teahouse Keeper on Mar 20, 2005 9:22:13 GMT -5
Oh?? You're still a virgin?? Mmm. Amazing. I remember I was supposed to claim your virginity first (before your wedding in Pippiland). Mmm.....it's good you still have it Why are you hiding in the corner like Shuichi? Suddenly, you look so kawaii. Mmmmm........You know I get aroused when people hide in corners and behind trees. Come out before you arouse me too much. |
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