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Post by pippichan on Mar 9, 2005 3:33:21 GMT -5
Yeah, that's right! *sullen face* So many wishful thinkings.... so many disappointments.....
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Post by Shoe on Mar 9, 2005 4:13:34 GMT -5
Aww, don't cry Pippichan! *gives her a hug*
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Post by Shirubi on Mar 9, 2005 16:34:57 GMT -5
Why are ya cryin pippi? Did Shoe do somethin? *glares at Shoe*
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Post by Teahouse Keeper on Mar 10, 2005 0:17:35 GMT -5
*reads from where I left off* Ah-ha. So Shoe kept his doggie in a bag together with the others. Preserved. No wonder the doggy could still be taken out and displayed after so many years. When did you put the doggy in the bag, Shoe? Someone gave me a small stuffed doggy which I put in my sock drawer for a few years. It started splitting apart even though I didn't even touch it. Had to throw it away recently because the stuffing came out. HAHAHA!!!!! I really wanted to keep it as a momento because it's from a friend. But the material had become very thin and torn and it probably can't be fixed. HAHAHA!!! Yeah, Pippichan, I went to your house late at night and ripped open your teddy bears!!!! It was me!!!!! HAHAHAAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! Actually, it was me AND Shoe together!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! Mmmmm.......rip, rip, rip.......take out stuffing....... Yeah!!! I know giving stuffed toys to the laundry will be good. But they charge by the size of the toy. And I don't know what chemicals they use to wash. Shoe.....what do you do after your (real) cats are bathed? Towel them dry? Many years ago when I was still a kid, I bathed my rabbit at night and the next morning, when I looked into the box, it was dead. Should I have bathed it in the daytime rather than at night? Should I have used the hair dryer to dry it? Should I have left it alone and not bathed it? Even after so many years, I wish I had not bathed it. It was a cute white rabbit. Mmm? You get Maxy to scratch your friends, Shoe? Mmm. I see Shoe's wickedness is still inside him. I will keep away from Maxy. Actually, I think I should keep away from Shoe too..... HAHAHAHA!!! Kawaii Pippichan. *Imagines Pippichan's finger pressing the cute nose of a koala.* Mmmm....... *Smiles as koala opens its mouth and bites Pippichan's finger* HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! You know, koala looks a lot like Stitch!!! Oh? Koala's fur is soft? Hmmm......it didn't look soft in the ads for Australian travel. Also, the koalas always look sleepy on TV But yeah, koalas are really very cute and squeezable. Yeah, Pippichan, I like their nose too Very strange nose. Want to touch. Ahhh.....Shoe is so lucky to be able to touch both Koala and Kangeroo. Could you put your hand inside the kangeroo pouch and feel what it's like inside? Wonder whether the kangeroo will bite if you do that? It'll probably box you and you'll fly up into the sky like Keitarou in Love Hina. HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! HAHAHA!!!!! Pippichan, you sound soooo cute when you're jealous and wanna hug koala Ahhh.....don't go to Shoe. Come to me. I'm a koala. HUG ME and PRESS MY NOSE!!!! Eh?? Kawaii Shuichi has 2 cute doggies?? AH-HA!!! So that's why you love to cuddle so much!!! You cuddle your doggies all the time!!! Yeah, I ask together with Pippichan: What type of doggies are your doggies? Red pandas? Mmm.....yeah Asuran, I saw them on TV. They look like cute red raccoons with panda eyes. HAHAHA!!! Ah, no, Pippichan is crying because she needs a koala *goes to Pippichan* Press my nose and you'll feel better. HAHAHAAHA!!!!! Mmm.....4 airplanes and everyone just wants to visit Shoe. What about Japan and Kyoto and hot springs??
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Post by Shoe on Mar 10, 2005 1:36:06 GMT -5
Nooo! Asuran! I didn't do anything! I put the doggie in the bag.. like about 8 years ago. Hey, don't drag me into your evil micheifs! I didn't rip Pippichan's teddy bears. I swear. Im innocent. Yeh, my mum dried the cat with a towel and a hair drier.. haha, the cat was fully scared,but the other one liked the hair drier. Awwwwwwww! I feel sorry for you Keeper! You should have washed it during the day, dried it with a towel and a hair drier. Just so the rabbit didn't go around wet. It's not recommended to wash your animals during the winter. Better in the summer.. or on a hot day. Lol, don't worry, i won't send Maxy to scratch you guys. Im not that slack to you guys. But to my friend... i am ;D ;D Koala's always look sleepy, since all they do is sleep and eat. Oh Keeper, May i touch you and press your nose. yes, why does everyone wanna come to see me.. why not go to Kyoto.. or better still...... Why don't we all organise a trip.. we go and pick up everyone and go to Japan.... *pause*.. yeh i know.. it's a stupid idea. *sighs*
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Post by Teahouse Keeper on Mar 10, 2005 3:21:53 GMT -5
Ahh.....Doggie in the bag 8 years ago.....Hmmm.....that's a really long time. Looks like the bag really works in preservation. And the doggie still looks as good as 8 years ago? Heeeheeheee......Ah, no, Shoe, don't deny it. We were ripping up her teddies together You were pulling the arms off and giggling madly all the way. I saw. We were having fun taking out stuffing together Oh!! My goodness *grabs my hair in horror* Is that what I should have done?? Oh, my god. So, it's true I really killed my poor rabbit. I didn't know. Wash it in the day, dry with towel and blow with hair dryer?!! Oh heavens. I only dried it with a towel and left it in the box. I think it was shivering. Oh dear. No wonder it died. Arghh......I never wanted another rabbit again. I still remember how stiff the carcass was. It was terrible. Ahhh.....You're treating us better than your friends, eh? Not sending Maxy to scratch us. *looks at Shoe skeptically* Oh yeah, Koalas are eating machines. They are like cows in trees. Wasn't there one time where everyone was worried that Koalas would become extinct because there wasn't enough Eucalyptus to go around? HAHAHAHA!!! Sure, you can touch me and press my nose, Shoe. *Smiles and shows JAWS teeth* Ah, no.......That's a great idea, Shoe We'll get one of Asuran's planes (they don't need 4) and then pick everyone up and zip off to Japan altogether. Sing your favourite anime song along the way Hey you know.......one day, we might really meet up when some of us have the cash to do it.
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Post by Shoe on Mar 10, 2005 3:59:17 GMT -5
Yep, my doggie looks exactly it did 8 years ago.. soft, and cute! Too bad it was dirty.. so we (well.. my mum) had to wash it. I swear, i didn't do anything. Don't believe the Keeper Pippichan.. i didn't. I swear to God! *Tries to calm Kepper down by hugging her a hug* There there, don't stress out, it's ok. Everyone makes mistakes. Remember, we are humans. We learn from our mistakes so that next time we don't do the same thing. Speaking of stiff carcasses.. back like.. 5 years ago.. our pet mice died. We had two. They both died. The first one died because.. the two mice always fought, so we decided to seperate them, we left one in the cage, and the other in a platic container (with air holes of course).. but it escaped and Maxy found it and thought it was a toy (cuz we had bought him a mouse toy just the day before), so Maxy "played" with it, so next morning when we got up we saw the mouse dead on the carpet.. The other one died because Tiger (the other cat) sat ontop of the cage, but fell off and took the cage with him, my cat was ok, but the mouse died inside the cage. >.< Hahahah! Koalas are Cows on tree?! Hahaha, but it's true. Very very true. And yeh, i heard about that too. Koalas are eating too many Eucalyptus and it was running out. *goes over to press the Keepers nose* Hehehe.. *sees the JAW like teeth* *is scared* Yeh, that would be awesome. I can sing my all time favourite anime song.. Noizy Tribe .. the 2nd opening theme of Initial D 4th stage. ;D I can almost sing the song.. ;D When ever i get LOTS of money, first thing i'll do is meet up with everyone from here. Get them to come to Japan with me and we celebrate there.
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Post by pippichan on Mar 10, 2005 4:05:31 GMT -5
So... it's true.... *staring at teahouse keeper and shoe madly* You guys ripped my poor teddy!!! I must kill you then!! (Haah... what a perfect way to express my annoyance...) Eh, Teahouse keeper used to have a rabbit?? *suddenly feel very sorry for the poor rabbit* Hmmm... I think I wanna be a koala in second life (assuming there's second life though I don't believe it). It should be fun, just eating and sleeping, don't have to think or worry about anything...
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Post by Shoe on Mar 10, 2005 4:09:10 GMT -5
Noooo! Please don't kill me, i didn't want to rip those teddy bears.. i was forced to. The Keeper made me I wanna be a lion on my second life.. all they do is eat, sleep, and have sex.
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Post by pippichan on Mar 10, 2005 4:35:40 GMT -5
Huh! Don't care if the keeper made you to or not! Your fingerprints were all over my ripped off teddy! Now you must pay for it!! *put handcuffs on Shoe while thinking the bes t way to kill him slowly and painfully* Eh, lions are just eating, sleeping and having sex?! How do you know? *staring at Shoe curiously* Have you ever seen a lion has sex?!
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Post by Shoe on Mar 10, 2005 4:42:56 GMT -5
Oh i know.. i've seen the Discovery Channel and Geographic Channel too much. Lions eat, sleep, and have sex, the Lioness do the hunting, take care of the cubs, get food for the lion and ... yeh
... *tries to break free from the handcuffs* argh, i can't get off, damn.. im gonna be killed! Help me someone!
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Post by pippichan on Mar 10, 2005 4:52:14 GMT -5
Oh?! You saw lion had sex on Discovery and NG?! Hehehe!! I've got a brilliant idea how to kill Shoe!! *drag Shoe to lion's den*
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Post by Shoe on Mar 10, 2005 4:56:20 GMT -5
Haha, they always show animals having sex on those channels.. well.. only when they are doing a documentry on a certain animal.. haha
Noooooo! Not the lions den!!
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Post by Teahouse Keeper on Mar 10, 2005 8:22:59 GMT -5
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! Yeah!!! The lions' den for Shoe!!!! *makes circular hand gestures* Woo, woo, woo, woo.......*chant* Lions' den for Shoe, lions' den for Shoe......*eats popcorn* Wants to be a lion in his next life!!!! Put him in the ladies' den!!! The lionesses will love him!!!! *chant* Ladies' den, ladies' den.......*eats hotdog and drinks root beer* Heeeheeheee........luckily I wore gloves......*sneaks away slowly* Ohh!!! Your doggie looks unchanged from 8 years ago?! Wow. The amazing power of The Bag....... *hugged by Shoe* Mmm.....yeah, everyone makes mistakes.......Mmm.......Are you thinking of the Love Room? Arghh......Shoe, why didn't you put the mice safely away from the cats?? Why did you buy Maxy a toy mouse??!! Why did you have mice and cats in the same house??!! *Watches Shoe press my nose. Secret door is activated and opens underneath Shoe. Looks at Shoe's scared face and smiles with JAWS teeth as he drops into the abyss.* Sing Noizy Tribe all the way, Shoe.......*listens for the echo* Ahh.....when you get LOTS of money, Shoe, we'll follow you to Japan. You'll pay for airfare, accomodation, meals and everything else, ne? Mmm.......*imagines lovely Japan and naked people in hot springs* Eh.....Pippichan, you should be feeling sorry for me. I've to live with the guilt for the rest of my life......Where's my kiss? Where's my hug? I want kiss and hug. HAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!!!!!! If Pippichan is going to be a koala in her next life, then I reserve her first!!!!! I want to hug and press nose!!!! I want to hold every day!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! KAWAII Pippichan koala!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! Mmm. Yeah, the lionesses do the hunting and take care of the cubs. The lions just eat, sleep, have sex and also defend the pride (lion group) when rivals try to take over. Mm? Pippichan, you've never seen lions have sex? Mmm.....I've seen dogs, tigers, lions, birds........Lion sex is quite boring actually. The female just sits down and the male goes over and does it a few times and the female just looks very bored. Then when the female wants it, she'll walk over, rub her head under the lion's jaw and rubs her tail around his face, like a tease to get him interested. It's quite cute
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Post by Shirubi on Mar 10, 2005 17:10:23 GMT -5
They do show it way to much on NG. I think it's quite funny when lions have sex. ^_^
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Post by pippichan on Mar 11, 2005 3:12:26 GMT -5
*tie Shoe upside down above the lion's den* Shoe, I think the lions haven't eaten for ... 3 days... yeah, 3 days. They had a fight with their lionesses, see? So.. they didn't get any food and are very hungry now. ;D *grab teahouse keeper in time* Where do you think you're going?! *handcuff the keeper too* Hmm... let's see what should I do with you... *thinking how to torture the keeper* Oh, teahouse keeper wants hug and kiss? *smiling wickedly* Here's your hug and kiss! *throw a skunk at teahouse keeper's face* *imagining myself as a koala, reserved by teahouse keeper ... would be forced to eat something funny; would be bathed with cold water at night; would be hugged and nose-pressed to death...* HUWAAA!! I take back what I've said! I don't wanna be a koala in my second life!! *terrified* Hmmm.... *writing on my note* Finding something new about teahouse keeper and shoe... seems they both have something in common; like to see animals having sex!
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Post by Shirubi on Mar 11, 2005 9:25:15 GMT -5
I think it would be creepy to be a koala.....::shivers::
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Post by Shoe on Mar 12, 2005 3:22:31 GMT -5
Yeeeiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!! *Is hung upside-down in the lion's den* What did i do to deserve this.. *thinks about being accused for ripping Pippichan's teddy bears* .. Oh yeh.. thats right... Pippichan! Im really sorry i did that. I can by you new teddy bears!!! T_T HEY!!!! I DON'T LIKE WATCHING ANIMALS HAVING SEX!!! .. not my thing.. i prefer humans.. ... i only watch animals having sex because it's either because the documentry all of a sudden showed that.. or if im walking down the street and i see animals going at it.
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Post by pippichan on Mar 12, 2005 3:34:26 GMT -5
Hmm... a little bit too late for offering that! *burn the rope* Not your thing, eh, Shoe? Yeah, right! *roll eyes* (so, that's why Shoe's mind is dirty. Too much watching animal sex! )
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Post by Shoe on Mar 12, 2005 4:08:54 GMT -5
Nooo! *falls into the lions den and gets eaten up* It's true, i don't like watching animals have sex.. unless if you count humans as animals.. then yes. ;D (No, thats not why i got a dirty mind.. it was because my mind was corrupt by my friends, now i've kinda extended on it and now i corrupt their minds )
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Post by pippichan on Mar 12, 2005 5:06:01 GMT -5
*watching the lions busy munching parts of Shoe's body*
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Post by Shirubi on Mar 13, 2005 0:13:54 GMT -5
Shoe ur dirty! ::sigh::
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Post by Shoe on Mar 13, 2005 2:52:45 GMT -5
*Shoe finally gets out of the Lion's den in pieces* Oh, im sorry Shelbe.
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Post by pippichan on Mar 14, 2005 1:39:52 GMT -5
(How can that be?! Walking out of the lion's den in pieces?!) HUWAA!! ZOMBIE!!
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Post by ChaTeAubRianD on Mar 14, 2005 1:53:02 GMT -5
err... rats have sex like humans (if you know what i mean) try watching bad boys 2, you'll know what i mean ;D also, try wathing Meet the Fockers. they've got one helluva dog nice. that's awesome shoe. how did you do that? getting out of the lion's den in pieces. amazing.
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Post by Shoe on Mar 14, 2005 2:34:54 GMT -5
im psychic! I can control everyone's movements!! *A man in the background suddenly gets lifted in the air where he was then hurled far away* See what i mean
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Post by pippichan on Mar 14, 2005 3:41:56 GMT -5
BOO HOO!!
*sticking out tongue at Shoe*
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Post by Shoe on Mar 14, 2005 3:46:19 GMT -5
Don't make me control your body I can! I got psychic p0wAz!
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Post by pippichan on Mar 14, 2005 3:58:54 GMT -5
Not scared!
Hey, psychic! You dropped your arm! *pointing at one of Shoe's arm which is bitten by two starving stray dogs*
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Post by Shoe on Mar 14, 2005 4:29:06 GMT -5
Fear not, i can always get another one!
*picks up a random guy from the streets with his mind powers, rips out his arm, and attaches it to his body, and then he attaches all of his body parts back to normal*
Hehe.. this is cool now!! To make it even more scarier.. i will talk in monotone. *Speaks in monotone* You all ignorant masses shall fear me for i am Shoe. I will take over this world and you will all bow before me, as you Lord, Lord Shoe!!!
(does this remind you of anyone?? If not.. watch Trigun)
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