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Post by pippichan on Mar 21, 2005 2:26:11 GMT -5
Hahaha!! I like all handsome guys!  But yeah, my favourite one is Takki! Ah, I haven't seen Lavender. I only saw... *recalling* Anna Maria... and Turn Left, Turn Right...?? But I wonder why I can't recall the stories?!  No, Takeshi isn't in Warriors of Heaven and Earth. Vicky Zhao is there. Emm.... can't recall the actors's names.... *frowning* I thought I heard something... *listening carefully but can't hear anything. Shrugging, dragging teahouse keeper harder* C'mon! I'm starving!! _____________________________________________ SORRY GUYS!! THIS PART IS CENSORED!!!  _____________________________________________ Eh??!  You wanna have sex with koala??! *see shoe's hiding in a corner and throw a dynamite at his hiding place. Whistling as an explosion occurs* |
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Post by Shoe on Mar 21, 2005 2:58:40 GMT -5
*BOOM!!!*
O.o
*Shoe gets blasted over the horizon*
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Post by pippichan on Mar 21, 2005 3:03:49 GMT -5
*then an eagle captures Shoe with its beak*
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Post by Shoe on Mar 21, 2005 3:30:40 GMT -5
Gargh!! *The eagle takes Shoe high into the air, but it gets sucked into an engine of a flying aeroplane, the eagle lets go of Shoe just in time and Shoe falls from a massive of 4642m and lands on his bottom on a pile of pillows located inside a building which was brought down, with bombs*
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Post by Teahouse Keeper on Mar 21, 2005 4:06:09 GMT -5
Yeah!!! Turn Left, Turn Right. Love the music. About this guy and woman who live in the same apartment block but never meet because they are just too immersed in their own lives. Each of them always walk out in opposite directions and even though they pass by the same place in the city, they never get to know each other. One day, something changes and they get to meet in the park. They leave their phone numbers to each other just before it rained. Unfortunately, when the guy got home, the numbers were all wet and unreadable. It becomes a hit and miss situation where Fate steps in and you wonder whether they will meet again.
Haven't seen Anna Maria.
MMMMM!!!!!! *being dragged harder to the cafe by horrible Pippichan* MMMMPPHHH!!!! *tries to stop moving* MMMMPFF!!!! (You can't do this to me, Pippichan!!!! I'll have my revenge!!!!!)
EH.....why is that part censored, Pippichan?? What are you doing to me??
AH, no, no, no!!!! Not wanna have sex with koala. Goodness, no. I meant you as Koala.....eh.....I meant.......Argh. Bite my finger hard and I'll squeeze and hug you to death!!!! Pippichan Koala!!!!
*sees Shoe landing on the pile of pillows* Ehh.....why is there a pile of pillows inside the building??
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Post by Shoe on Mar 21, 2005 4:45:47 GMT -5
*shoe gets out of the rubble of the destroyed building*
Hmm.. i think it was a pillow factory... *coughs out some feathers*
Well.. i now shall do over there and sit down for a while *points over at a bench in a park*
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Post by pippichan on Mar 22, 2005 3:45:34 GMT -5
Hmm... *remember vaguely* Yeah, it sounds like Turn Left, Turn Right... In Anna Maria, Takeshi played as a piano mechanic...if I'm not mistaken... falling in love with the piano owner - Anna Maria... *find teahouse keeper suddenly stop moving* Hey, what's wrong?! C'mon! *try to drag the keeper but he stubbornly stays put* Cih! Guess I have to do it the hard way, then! *look for an iron bar to spank teahouse keeper* *smiling wickedly* You sure you want to tell everybody what I've done to you? Hmm... I guess you'll be in trouble too because I haven't been shot for rabies. So, I bite your fingers and you get rabies! *while shoe's sitting idly at a bench at the park, a shot is heard and suddenly a dead duck falls into shoe's lap. Still confused, a police comes running and shouting* DUCK KILLER!!! |
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Post by Shoe on Mar 22, 2005 4:26:54 GMT -5
Waa? Me a duck killer? Sir, i didn't kill any ducks sir! Besides, i don't have a gun... oh please sir, don't do that. Im innocent, i don't deserve this *police man arrests shoe and drags him away* Nooooo~!
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Post by Shirubi on Mar 22, 2005 16:02:22 GMT -5
Jeeeze....first it was Shark killing, now duck killing?
Man, what a nightmare...
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Post by pippichan on Mar 23, 2005 3:37:25 GMT -5
*shoe's charged with illegal duck killing and smuggling*
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Post by Shoe on Mar 23, 2005 5:46:17 GMT -5
Whoa.. $10,000 fine and 45 weeks of community service.. all for having a duck land on your head.
*goes around cleaning up papers*
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Post by Teahouse Keeper on Mar 23, 2005 7:44:01 GMT -5
$10 000 fine. Looks like you didn't need my $10 000 deal in the Rose Room after all, Shoe. Yeah.....I still remember our deal *smiles* Were it not for Pippichan barging into the room and that rat confession of yours, you'd be mine now  Ah.....there's always a next time *looks at Shoe cleaning up papers and imagines him naked and screaming in bed* Ah-ha.....Pippichan, so Takeshi played a piano mechanic. Somehow, it sounds familiar. Like I've seen it before. Hmmm....... *Hears Pippichan say she's going to look for an iron bar to spank me* WAH!!!! An iron bar?!!! *starts struggling* MMMMPPPHHH!!!!! MMMM!!!! (Let me go!!! Tries to reach for my big laser weapon in my pocket) *sees Pippichan smiling wickedly* Ehh......*not sure whether I want everyone to know what she's done to me* Can you whisper to me what happened? HAHAHAHA!!!! I get an anti-rabies injection!!!! You can bite my fingers!!! And I will love you, hug you and nose-press you more!!!!  Mmmm!!!!! Pippichan Koala!!!! *starts calling Reincarnation Department* Hello? Yes. I'm calling about making a girl into my koala in her next life. Yes. Her name is Pippichan. Very cute, very naughty girl. Yes. She says she wants to be a koala in her next life, so I want to reserve her for myself. I can? Oh, good When will she be mine? Oh, so fast? That's nice Yes, thanks. Say hi to him for me *shuts off handphone and looks at Pippichan* Heeeheeheee........ |
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Post by Shoe on Mar 23, 2005 7:53:22 GMT -5
I don't like the look on the keeper's face.. i hope you ain't thinking of anything dirty... *continues cleaning up papers*
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Post by Nomi on Mar 23, 2005 21:49:23 GMT -5
uh oh.......I know that look-----the look that started the porn party in Pippiland......OH NO!!!!
*running away*
-MiMi
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Post by Shoe on Mar 23, 2005 23:15:09 GMT -5
The porn party? ahh, so many memories.. |
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Post by pippichan on Mar 24, 2005 2:41:01 GMT -5
*while looking around for an iron bar, accidentally notice that teahouse keeper tries to reach for the laser weapon. Grab the weapon before the keeper does. Smiling triumphantly* Ck, ck, ck! You've been naughty! Very, very naughty! And naughty person should be punished! *signalling teahouse keeper to come closer and then whisper something in his ear* *hearing teahouse keeper's conversation on hp, terrified* NO! NO! NO! CAN'T BE! I CAN'T BE A KOALA, ESPECIALLY YOUR KOALA!!!  *take a deep breath, calm myself down* Hmm... there must be a way so that I can't be reincarnated.... *thinking* Porn party at PippiLand? *recalling* Oh, that party! *remember, suddenly feeling sad* I was suppossed to get much money from the tape!  |
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Post by Shirubi on Mar 24, 2005 16:10:53 GMT -5
Oh, ya, very sorry about that tape pippi. ^_^
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Post by Teahouse Keeper on Mar 24, 2005 21:05:20 GMT -5
*looking at Shoe while he's still cleaning up papers* Mmmm....... Heeeheeeheee......Yeah, the porn party in Pippiland. Bed, sex, tape. Heeeheeheee....... *smiles while looking at Shoe* *struggles to get my weapon in my pocket and almost gets it out when Pippichan grabs the weapon first* MMMMFFPPPP!!!! (ARGHH!!!! NOOO!!!!) *Hears her say I've been very naughty and naughty person must be punished. Eyes big in the dark paper bag* MMPPPHHHHG!!!!!! (NOOO!!!!!) *struggles against moving and tries to break away* *Goes closer to hear Pippichan's whisper. Looks at her* Eh.....Pippichan, how come I don't hear anything? Mmmm.....my Koala So, that's settled then. You'll be my koala in your next life. Don't worry. I'll treat you well No need to think of escaping your destiny. There's no escape |
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Post by Shoe on Mar 25, 2005 3:04:58 GMT -5
*ignores everyone else and continues to pick up papers in an attempt to not figure out what keeper is thinking of*
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Post by Teahouse Keeper on Mar 25, 2005 22:10:55 GMT -5
*continues looking at Shoe cleaning up papers and wonders when he'll stop work* Heeheehee....... |
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Post by pippichan on Mar 26, 2005 2:51:20 GMT -5
*with all my might, drag teahouse keeper into a dark and deserted alley* This is where the punishment will take place! *stare at teahouse keeper puzzledly* Eh?! How come you didn't hear anything?! Huh, very well! I'll whisper it again to you! *whisper something to teahouse keeper's ear* *sullen face* Okay, then, I'll be your all-the-time-mourning-and-grumpy koala! *drop something to the ground* Emm... Shoe?! There's litter here! ;D |
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Post by Shoe on Mar 26, 2005 3:26:00 GMT -5
Oh, right away Pippichan! *runs over and picks up the litter and puts it in the bin*
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Post by ChaTeAubRianD on Mar 26, 2005 10:53:04 GMT -5
*imagine pippichan as a koala* ------ hey Shoe, since when did you become a janitor? |
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Post by Shoe on Mar 26, 2005 11:19:00 GMT -5
Umm.. i don't know actually. lol. Pip made me clean up. |
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Post by ChaTeAubRianD on Mar 27, 2005 22:57:31 GMT -5
you must be a very obedient child |
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Post by Shoe on Mar 27, 2005 23:26:33 GMT -5
Is that a bad thing? Well... i have grown up all my life like that.. kinda of a habit now. (stupid parents made me like this  ) |
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Post by pippichan on Mar 28, 2005 3:40:54 GMT -5
Yeah, yeah! *patting Shoe's head* Shoe's a good, obedient boy! Emm... btw, shoe, didn't you notice what I dropped and then you picked up? |
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Post by Shoe on Mar 28, 2005 4:09:28 GMT -5
........ Well, what ever it was, it was a good thing i was picking up things with this stick. I didn't really notice anyways, good thing my hands ain't getting dirty.
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Post by Teahouse Keeper on Mar 28, 2005 10:55:24 GMT -5
*Eyes big in the darkness of the paper bag, not knowing where I am. Hears Pippichan say this is where the punishment will take place and eyes become bigger* MMPPFFFFFPPP!!!! (HELPPP!!!) *struggles, then suddenly bends down and grabs my other weapon concealed in my sock and fires a shot in Pippichan's direction* *listens carefully to Pippichan's whisper. Looks at her again* Pippichan......I'm still not hearing anything. Your voice is not coming out. Are you using some sort of silencer? EH?? You'll be my all-the-time-mourning-and-grumpy koala?!! Ah, no!!! Cannot!!! You must be happy, cute koala!!! Mmm.....daijoubu I will make you happy and cute. Send you for plastic surgery and nose enhancement. You'll look happy permanently. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! Mmm......I'll love you as my Pippichan koala. Can't you see that? You'll have a lot of Eucalyptus to eat. My bed to sleep in. I'll love you with all my heart Be mine, Pippichan koala. Say yes. You won't regret it. Ahh.....Chateau, you didn't know about Shoe's case in court? He killed a duck, the police nabbed him and he had to pay a big fine plus do community service work. I'm waiting for him to get off work so I can......help him relax. Heeeheheeeheee..... But looks like it's gonna be a while. He just picked up that thing. |
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Post by Shoe on Mar 29, 2005 0:35:18 GMT -5
oh yes.. communitu service.. i almost forgot about that Well.. time to get back to work *goes around picking up papers* |
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