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Post by Nomi on Mar 24, 2005 16:50:15 GMT -5
Okay-SSSSsslappy!
(he,he,heha,haha.....)
-Naomi
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Post by Shirubi on Mar 24, 2005 16:57:04 GMT -5
Ya ummm o.k.
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Post by Teahouse Keeper on Mar 24, 2005 20:45:19 GMT -5
*Sees Shoe suddenly take away his tentacles from my hands, keeps them and goes to hide* HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! Why are you guys so scared?  Don't worry. I know what I'm doing. It's not porn yet |
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Post by Nomi on Mar 24, 2005 21:43:54 GMT -5
THK-you crack me up!!! =^-^=
so have you chatted with Nizuko yet????
she's really nice.
-MiMi
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Post by Teahouse Keeper on Mar 24, 2005 22:39:06 GMT -5
Heeheeheee.......Yeah, Mimi, I just posted in her thread  Love her Naraku avatar. |
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Post by Shoe on Mar 25, 2005 3:36:53 GMT -5
I don't trust Keeper with porno related things like Tenticles.. |
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Post by Teahouse Keeper on Mar 25, 2005 21:28:43 GMT -5
HAHAHAHA!!!! Tentacles are porno related things, eh? Mmm......they are quite sexy. I read there's tentacle sex in some sci-fi anime, although I haven't had the chance to watch them |
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Post by Shoe on Mar 25, 2005 21:41:47 GMT -5
I've seen some.. lol, friends download them, i go to their house, check his computer if there is anything to fiddle around with (uninstall games, download things for them, look at stuff  ) I don't really like tenticle porn... not really my thing. |
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Post by Teahouse Keeper on Mar 25, 2005 22:03:19 GMT -5
AH-HA!!!! So Shoe has seen some tentacle sex!!!! So you offer computer servicing at a price? Looking at their stuff in exchange? Mmm......how come your friends can't do the servicing themselves? Ahh.....you're not into tenticle porn? *disappointed again* Why do you keep disappointing me?? Not into yaoi. Not into tentacle porn...... Which anime has tentacle sex? I read about one sci-fi anime but can't remember the title. It's futuristic. Saw a hot pic of the tentacle and the girl ;D How was the tentacle porn you saw? Was it detailed? Close up? *excited* What was the title? |
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Post by Shoe on Mar 26, 2005 0:43:34 GMT -5
I don't pay my friends to download them, they just do it themselfs.. sometimes they dont even know i download stuff.. cuz they have cable.
La Blue Girl.. that was the title, had a lot of tenticle porn in it, close ups, and stuff, also had alot of ... "self pleasuring" if ya catch my drift.. very detailed
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Post by ChaTeAubRianD on Mar 26, 2005 10:47:15 GMT -5
there's a hentai movie that shows someone doing something with an octopus
gross..
a friend of mine only told me that. i didn't watch it
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Post by Shirubi on Mar 26, 2005 23:22:09 GMT -5
Uh-huh....i'm sure. ^_^ JK But i don't understand how hentai turns ppl on?  i just don't understand. |
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Post by ChaTeAubRianD on Mar 27, 2005 2:13:15 GMT -5
ask those stuff to Shoe and THK
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Post by Teahouse Keeper on Mar 28, 2005 0:15:12 GMT -5
Mm....Shoe, so you download stuff into your friends' computers (or ask them to do it for you) and then watch the downloads at their house? AH!!! I see La Blue Girl. Mmmm....... Wonder if I can get it off the net. Guess I can since you saw it from a download at your friend's place. Heeheheee......Sounds fabulous!!! *excited* Close up tentacle sex!!!! Self-pleasuring (masturbation)!!!! Very detailed!!! AHHHH!!!!!!!! Heeheeheeee.....*smiles sideways at Shoe* AHHH!!!! Octopus?!! Where, Chateau?? Which hentai movie?? Doing what with the octopus?!! Agrhh......why didn't you watch it?!!! *groans* Are you sure your friend wasn't kidding you about the movie? Did you at least catch the title? Even a bit? Ahh....Shirubi, you're still young. When you're older, your body will start feeling things you don't feel now Of course, not everyone is into hentai and sex , but some people are. It's just hot, fun, sexy and a big turn on to see sex in all its possibilities and forms. Very fabulous Actually, reading porn instead of watching is pretty damn hot too. HAHAHA!!! Got exposed to them when I was a kid. I knew I wasn't supposed to be reading them but that made it all the more fun. HAHAHA!!! Incest, sex with animals......got quite a crash course there. HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! |
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Post by Shoe on Mar 28, 2005 1:09:45 GMT -5
O.o The very first porn movie i saw was when i was 4 years old. We had just gotten cable tv, i was flicking through all the channels and eventually i saw that channel, it was a good thing my parent's weren't home. I hope you have fun watching La Blue Girl The first adult manga i've read was back in year 7.. my friend downloaded heaps and so he showed us (showed off more like it) Well anyways... ...lets change topics.. this is grossing out the others. HAPPY EASTER EVERYONE!!! *gives out chocolate eggs to everyone* |
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Post by Teahouse Keeper on Mar 28, 2005 1:43:40 GMT -5
Ahh......So it's Easter for you, Shoe. Mmm.....*takes an egg from Shoe* What's inside? Did you make this? Ah, so, you were exposed to the wonderful world of porn even younger than I was. How did you know it was porn? My first porn show was at my grandparents' place where we watched it all together I was......about 6, I think. Can't really remember how old I was, but there was this woman who was put on this machine....... Even at that age, I felt it was rather hot and sexy. Heeheheee.... Yeah, I'll try getting La Blue Girl if I can. How old were you at year 7? So, it was manga. Mmm.....the porn book I read was not illustrated but written. *Narrows eyes at Shoe* I don't want to change topics *takes out my big laser weapon* Give me all your eggs *snatches egg basket from Shoe and walks off with it* |
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Post by Shoe on Mar 28, 2005 1:57:17 GMT -5
awww, and that basket had eggs for everyone in this forum.  It took me along time to find those eggs at the supermarket.. it was expensive too.. yeh i knew it was porn.. i was educated at a young age.. that movie had guy and girl... ..... anyways... i changed the channel... it didn't catch my intrest back then, i just watched cartoons My friends at preschool told me all about what men have and what women have.. it wasn't until i was in year 4 that a friend added on to that by saying that they go together.. and then it wasn't until year 8 that i learned even more. lets see... i was... 12 when i was in year 7... wow, how time flies.. im so old now.. 16.  You all watched a porn movie in your grandparent's house? wow  |
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Post by Teahouse Keeper on Mar 28, 2005 10:20:19 GMT -5
*hears Shoe say the eggs are for everyone here* Mmmpf. *walks back and gives back the egg basket to Shoe* HAHAHA!!! You were educated at a young age?!! Even when young, you had interesting and cute friends So Kindergarten Cop was right. Even at preschool, those kids do talk about what men and women have or don't have. They are aware. At year 4, you would be.....9. What exactly did your friend mean by "they go together"? Year 8 would make you 13. HAHAHAHA!!!!! You're so old now?!!! You're still so young by my count. Between 12 and 16, it's only a 4 year difference which is not much difference at all. You've still got a whole lifetime ahead of you Spend it well. Hope to see you as wonderful in 10 years' time as you're now. By that time, I don't know if the teahouse will still be around Of course, we'll still be in communicado if we somehow managed to stay in contact. Hahaha......yeah, as crazy as it sounds, porn video was playing in my grandparents' house when I visited them and I was allowed to watch even though I felt odd and was wondering "Should I be watching this? Shouldn't they be stopping me from watching?" I think there were a few other relatives there. Since nobody said anything when I watched, I just watched. HAHAHAHA!!!! I still remember the scene and the story behind it. Seems this guy didn't want to do it but was forced to and he put this naked woman on this machine which sexually tortures women. I don't know exactly what the machine does but it seems to drive women crazy. The woman was moaning as the machine jiggled. Thinking of it now, it's quite funny |
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Post by ChaTeAubRianD on Mar 28, 2005 22:51:35 GMT -5
whoa, TK, no wonder you're like that now... being exposed at a young age... nope, i didn't get the title besides, my mind ain't as dirty as yours. i'm just er.... open minded Shoe, you were educated? you mean like your parents taught you sex ed? i was first exposed to hentai when i was looking for anime pics in the internet and then that's it. my parents and some aunts are the ones with dirty minds. they buy porn vcd's or dvd's and not allow us to watch it. but then, they just put the cd's anywhere that's easy to find. i watched my first porn movie with my maid and sibling. my parents were away that time. anyways, belated HAPPY EASTER EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Post by Shoe on Mar 29, 2005 1:43:17 GMT -5
I was educated from my friends back in preschool.. plus the tv. my parents had nothing to do with it.. and they still don't know The teahouse will be around in 10 years... i'll make sure of it.. if not then we must stay in contact by all means nessesary... as in emails and stuff. ;D Whoa Keeper.. lol, seems kinda interesting,. i wanna watch this now. HAPPY EASTER!!!!! Woo! Yay, the basket is returned.. thanks Keeper. Now to go around giving them out.. *dresses up as the easter bunny and goes to everyone giving them an easter egg* |
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Post by ChaTeAubRianD on Mar 29, 2005 2:17:56 GMT -5
oh ok.
yeah, i agree., shoe. whatever the means, we must all stay connected
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Post by Teahouse Keeper on Mar 31, 2005 0:31:11 GMT -5
HAHAHA!!! I'm like what now, Chateau? Say it *takes out laser gun* Ahhh....it's too bad you didn't get the title of that octopus porn movie, Chateau. Oh? You're just open-minded? *smiles sideways at Chateau* Mmm...... HAHAHA!!! It seems everyone tends to get into porn when their parents are away So you watched your first porn movie with your maid and sibling, Chateau. Bet it was your maid who put in the disc, eh? Did you watch her reaction while the porn was playing? Yeah, I had a great Easter. After Shoe started giving out those chocolate eggs here, I went out and tried getting some myself. Turned out finding chocolate eggs wasn't easy. Couldn't find a single solid chocolate egg at all and had to settle for a hollow one that was quite expensive. But decided to buy it because I just felt like eating one this Easter. Usually, I don't pay attention to Easter eggs. It's all because of Shoe. I bet there are many solid chocolate eggs at your place, Shoe. Wish I could get one. Eh.....Shoe, how are you going to make sure that the teahouse will still be around in 10 years' time? Stay in contact by all means necessary, eh? Mmm....I see Chateau feels the same way too. Heeheehee.....Shoe, you wanna watch that porn movie now, eh? Hahaha.....Yeah, it was interesting because there was a story behind it. I remember the guy was my hero in a kungfu movie. So, I was really surprised to see him in that porn movie. I was sure it was the same guy. I kept wondering why my hero was in a porn movie. HAHAHA!!! Well, anyway, it was Chinese porn and I wish I knew the title. So many years ago.......*shakes head* even my granddad has passed away. He used to have lots of videos: porn, kungfu and swordsfighting sagas. I don't know if it's in the same video, but there was another scene where this couple hid in a secret place behind somewhere while someone else was searching for them. The woman was wearing the Chinese equivalent of the bra and a long skirt while the guy was sucking her big toe. She was moaning a lot. HAHAHA!!! *sees Shoe in Easter bunny suit* Ehhh.....Shoe, you look so darn cute......so sexy. Heeheeehee......*feels like hugging the bunny* |
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Post by ChaTeAubRianD on Mar 31, 2005 1:00:22 GMT -5
hehe nothing,THK. *sweatdrop*
i didn't look at the maid while she was watching because i was staring at the TV trying to figure out what the h3ll they were doing. *sigh* i was still innocent way back then....
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Post by Shoe on Mar 31, 2005 1:14:37 GMT -5
how im gonna make the teahouse alive in 10 years? Well.. but coming back here everyday. I ain't leaving... and i expect the same from all of yous!! Yeh, i saw heaps of solid chocolate eggs, and also lots of hallow chocolate eggs. I love them both. As long as it's chocolate then i like. ;D Hey Keeper.. No touchy my bunny costume. Whoa! chateau watched porn with a maid? Lucky man, you are sooooo damn lucky! Was the maid cute? ;D Oh gosh, what am i saying? *smashes head with a pole* Your gramps passed away? Oh Keeper, im sorry to hear that. My grandpa (dad's dad) passed away on the 31st of December 2004. he didn't get to live to the next year Nice nice.. the man and the woman go together in a secret place Very very interesting indeed |
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Post by ChaTeAubRianD on Mar 31, 2005 1:33:41 GMT -5
*gets ironman's omega canon*
*starts firing at shoe*
what's lucky about watching porn with the maid?! she's like.. ages older than me.
yep, i was really really young that time.
she wasn't fired 'coz my parents didn't find out. but then she already left years ago
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Post by Shoe on Mar 31, 2005 1:38:11 GMT -5
nooo *gets blasted*
Oh.. you were small? damn, my bad then, how old was she then?
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Post by ChaTeAubRianD on Mar 31, 2005 1:51:45 GMT -5
i think she was about 20+ and i was like about.. 7.... i think
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Post by Shoe on Mar 31, 2005 2:23:11 GMT -5
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Post by Teahouse Keeper on Mar 31, 2005 2:27:37 GMT -5
*sees Chateau's sweatdrop* Hahaha......*keeps laser gun* Ahh....too bad you didn't see your maid's reaction I think it's interesting and fun to see people's faces when they're watching porn. Ehh.....how come you've answered all the questions that I was going to ask but didn't?? *surprised* Mm. I was going to say that your maid should be fired for letting the youngsters watch porn. And then I was also thinking that you must have been very young not to know what you were seeing at that time. All the more the maid should be fired, although your parents and aunts should be responsible for it too. Ah ha!! I see. So Shoe will keep the teahouse alive even after 10 years by coming here everyday. Hahaha......What if proboards shuts it down first? Frankly, I don't even know whether proboards will still be around in 10 years' time. It depends on them. But it's still possible for the teahouse to take other forms other than this forum. So, it might still be around in 10 years' time. Mm. Yeah, I know I've heard you say a few times that you've attached yourself permanently here You expect the same from everyone else, eh? HAHAHA!!! Mmm.....that's nice, Shoe Eh? Heaps of solid chocolate eggs at your place?!! Mmm..... I want. Are they still there in heaps? Can I have one? *holds out my hand* Oh.....so you love chocolate too, Shoe? Have you mentioned that before? I don't remember. *tries to recall* Ah yes!!! I remember now. We were talking about Cadbury chocolate that time and you said...... *stops in my tracks when hears Shoe say I can't touch his bunny costume* HAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!! KAWAII!!!! Aww......can't I just hug? *wriggles my fingers and steps closer to the bunny* *sees Shoe smashing his own head with a pole and later gets blasted by Chateau* OH?? Your grandad was that close to the new year when he passed away, Shoe?? Mmm.....I guess this is the way with life. When it's time to go, a person wouldn't even live past a second more. Mm That's ok, Shoe. My granddad was my dad's dad (like your grandpa). He passed away last year too, somewhere around the beginning. I was supposed to go to his funeral but didn't because I didn't want to be involved with the Chinese rituals. I mourned in my own way, even though I wasn't close to him at all. Didn't really know him except for the vague memories I have of him from childhood. I used to stay with my grandparents when young and they treated me very well. I know granddad loved me and thinking about him now......brings back memories. His warm hand on my face as he smiled at me *smiles away the tears that came up suddenly* Heehehee.....Yeah, I knew you would love the couple-in-the-secret-place porn Didn't know you like this type of Chinese porn. It's not explicit but very tantalizing. There doesn't seem to be any nudity at all. |
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Post by Shoe on Mar 31, 2005 2:35:11 GMT -5
ive seen some chinese porn movies.. they have porn movies on normal tv very late.. like 3am thats true.. when you gotta go you gotta go, thats how life is and people must accept the way it goes. You want some solid chocolates? Ok, here you go *hands one over to the Keeper* Cadbury chocolates are the bomb! *drools* i so love that brand of chocolates *sees Keeper coming ever closer* .... Ok fine.. BUT ONLY ONE HUG! *holds out hands to the Keeper* |
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