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Post by ChaTeAubRianD on Mar 30, 2005 1:14:39 GMT -5
since THK and Shoe love it so much...  |
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Post by Teahouse Keeper on Mar 30, 2005 2:44:26 GMT -5
Oh my god!!!! The Ultimate PORN THREAD!!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Chateau, you're FABULOUS!!!! OK!!! Keep calm, keep calm.....*takes slow easy breaths* Let's see.....*thinking of Naomi and Shirubi* Should we make this PG13? HAHAHAHAAHA!!!!!!! Or FOR ADULTS ONLY??  Or RATED R? Mmmm!!!!!  Thank you, Chateau...... Take off your clothes. |
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Post by Shoe on Mar 30, 2005 3:40:26 GMT -5
Porn makes your manhood strong. ;D ;D (proven fact, unless if you have problems)
Umm.. should we make this.. PG13 or adult? I have no idea.............. *thinks*
HEY! Do you think this topic needs to be a sticky?
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Post by pippichan on Mar 30, 2005 4:06:33 GMT -5
OH?! I never thought Chateau's into porn thing.  EH?! Chateau is gonna take off his clothes?! Well, I guess I'll stay around then... ;D |
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Post by Shoe on Mar 30, 2005 4:15:11 GMT -5
Actually.. i kinda made him make this thread. ;D I was too lazy to make it myself |
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Post by pippichan on Mar 30, 2005 4:20:36 GMT -5
So Chateau made this thread because he's tired of hearing your dirty thoughts, Shoe? Why lazy to start the thread yourself? Don't want your hands get dirty, eh? ;D
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Post by Shoe on Mar 30, 2005 4:29:31 GMT -5
;D Busted ;D
Well.. i really was too lazy to make this thread
Well... lets talk about porn now.. since we now got a whole topic about it ;D
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Post by ChaTeAubRianD on Mar 30, 2005 11:17:51 GMT -5
there's NO way i'm gonna take off my clothes! i'm not yet an adult so PG 13 is ok just don't put pics ok? i'm not really into porn..... ok fine maybe a little ;D |
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Post by Shoe on Mar 31, 2005 1:27:36 GMT -5
Lets convert chateau into liking porn just like my so called friends did to me... never really liked it until i met my friends Lets make it AUstralian ratings... MA15+ (Mature audiences 15 years and over only) |
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Post by Granzon on Mar 31, 2005 1:44:26 GMT -5
Yay! porno! so now that we have this topic, what exactly are we gonna put in it?
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Post by Shoe on Mar 31, 2005 1:46:50 GMT -5
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Post by Teahouse Keeper on Mar 31, 2005 5:23:57 GMT -5
EH?? How come Granzon is suddenly here when there's a porn thread? HAHAHAHA!!! You know, I've actually been playing with the idea of changing the Teahouse into a sex place with categories for all kinds of sex things Now, you guys actually opened the Ultimate Porn Thread. HAHAHAHA!!!!! Are you wanting me to be really really naughty? I've already been restraining myself you know? Oh?? Chateau is not yet an adult? Are you sure, Chateau? HAHAHA!!! You don't have to take off your clothes if you don't want to  I'll take them off for you But hang on. Proboards does not allow porn. Hahaha...... I think describing porn in words is ok, but not pictures or links. Words are low profile and less likely to draw attention. Pics and links are more obvious and get more attention. Pretty soon, proboards people might just drop by and there you go. No more Teahouse They can and will delete forums without warning. So, with this thread, you can't really put anything in it, although you can talk about porn. Hahaha!!! *sees the disappointed faces and fallen erections* But it'll still be fun, right?? HAHAHA!!! I guess we'll see how it goes before we keep people out. Besides, it seems we can't decide on what rating to give it. Shoe wants Australian MA15+ while Chateau says PG13 is ok and I'm not sure myself. *sees Granzon leaving* Ehh!!! It's still a PORN thread!!! Where are you going? Mmm.....But Chateau, even with this thread, I'll still be porny all over the place You can't keep me in this thread. MWAHAHAAHA!!!!! And......*smiles broadly at Chateau's body* I'll still take off your clothes whether you want to or not Yeah, Shoe (Fiend) and I (Devil) will make you like porn, Chateau. There's no escape from us. *dark laughter* How about we start off with the perverted stories from Shoe's bondage, nuts and pole friend? |
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Post by Kyanu-Quanta on Mar 31, 2005 6:03:14 GMT -5
This is where you've crossed the line. That's just stupid.
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Post by Shoe on Mar 31, 2005 6:23:38 GMT -5
I told Granzon to come back.. i told him there was a porn thread here.. knowing him.. he'll defenitly come back Hmmm.. Kyanu-Quanta doesn't seem happy because this thread is made... guess there really are people out there who hate porn. Never knew i'd see the day  My school is full of porn freaks.. actually.. people go to each other to ask for porn and people pay them to burn cds. Man, thats why i love my school... i can get them for free from a friend...... well.. friends actually. ;D Hmmm.. proboards can do that? I don't think invisionfree forums do that.. since i've seen heaps of porn forums by invisionfree forums. Maybe we could turn my forum into a porn one I've always wanted to join one of them porn forums... but i never could be bothered.. i saw no point, i just looked around for links ;D OH GOSH, am i really saying this ? Heh, i guess this is brining out the real me ;D |
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Post by Teahouse Keeper on Mar 31, 2005 7:25:23 GMT -5
Mm......I hope you're joking, Quanta. If you are, then it'll be alright. If not, explain yourself. Otherwise.....you would have crossed the line *puts my finger on the trigger* Oh So Granzon is with you, Shoe. I see. Hahaha.....so he'll come back because of this thread, eh? Hahaha..... Ehh.....Shoe, your school is really very, very open. *very surprised* Students who are 16 or younger are watching porn and paying others to burn cds for them. And the school is not concerned about this at all? Or does not even know? Although it's not drugs, I'm still very surprised because I haven't heard of it happening in the schools at my place. Nothing much escapes the law here, especially porn and pirated VCDs. Mm. Yes. Proboards has deleted forums without warning before. Hahaha....yeah, I know there are hosts that seem to allow porn forums. I don't know whether invision actually allows porn forums because it could be that they don't know these forums exist. There are thousands of sites that they host. It's not possible to keep track of so many. Hahaha......yeah, you could turn your forum into a porn one But you sure you want to? How come you saw no point in joining one of the porn forums? Hahaha.....don't worry, you can be the real you here. |
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Post by Shoe on Mar 31, 2005 8:11:21 GMT -5
ok, i shall be my real self here for this thread only.. yeh, heaps of people watch porn here... actually i think it's just all of australia. We aussies love our porn. Nope, the school doesn't know we do these... it's all kept secret.. very secret.. but not like they care.. i noticed this in year 9 during a religion class. A kid said in a loud voice when everyone was doing their work "Hey Johnson, do you have any porn?" and Johnson replied "I have the best, im like the king of porn here in the school", and the kid replied "Oh ok, can you burn me some then?" and johnson agreed. What was funny was that the teacher didn't even care... and she was a female teacher.. damn she was very cute... too bad she left the school now hey cousin was also very cute... hot actually What made them really cute was their accents.. they had an irish accent. Hmmm.. sucks how proboard does that.. I wouldn't mind making my forum into a porn one........ well... i could just make a sub forum specially for porn if ya want. ;D It will be password secured.. just incase I saw no point joining in a porn forum when all what it was good for was looking in the request/submit your link section where i would check around for good links ;D |
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Post by Kyanu-Quanta on Mar 31, 2005 15:23:25 GMT -5
Mm......I hope you're joking, Quanta. If you are, then it'll be alright. If not, explain yourself. Otherwise.....you would have crossed the line *puts my finger on the trigger* I am not. Sure, eye candy can be nice, though starting a thread about it and describing crap shows how perverted, disgusting and sick-minded you are. Starting a thread is just the same. This is just plain wrong. I have explained now, and I am going to leave now that I know how sick-minded you people are. |
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Post by pippichan on Apr 1, 2005 0:38:05 GMT -5
Oh, so according to Quanta we're sick-minded people.... If that's the case then he'll be the purest-minded person on earth then. *shrugging* I'm sick-minded person too, so what?! Eh, Shoe, your school is very, very cool. ;D I guess that's how the all boys school is, right? Hmm... if I was a boy and went to your school, I think I'd sell porn vcds and made a lot of money! |
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Post by Shoe on Apr 1, 2005 0:49:51 GMT -5
Hmm.. you got a point there Pip.. if Kyanu-Quanta says we are sick minded, then he is claiming that he has the purest mind on earth.. because thats what it sounds like what he is saying. If you hate people with sick minds.. i highly recommend you to NOT go to australia We aussies love our porn and we all are sick minded And thats a fact, take a look at my school... and my primary (emelemtry) school.... and the people out in the city. Sure it maybe wrong and stuff... but after time you kinda get used to it. Hmmm... you know Pip.. you could actually get alot of money if you did start selling porn in my school. A friend of mine would be like your best customer.... that is if he has the money |
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Post by pippichan on Apr 1, 2005 0:57:13 GMT -5
*$$$* Hmm... I think I'm gonna dress like a boy and sneak into your school, Shoe! And sell a lot of porns!!! HAHAHAHA!!!! At last, money, money, money!!! Eh, your best friend who's a porn freak doesn't have any money??! But he must pay, if not there's no way I can be rich by selling porns at your school! |
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Post by Shoe on Apr 1, 2005 0:59:45 GMT -5
My friend is tight when it comes to money... but when he spends he can't be controlled But im sure he will buy lots of porn from ya I know him too well |
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Post by pippichan on Apr 1, 2005 1:10:15 GMT -5
Oh? he's tight with money but once he spends, he can't be controlled? Hehehe... sounds like an excellent customer!! I'll make sure he spends more and more money on my porn vcds! *giving secret ingredients to my porn vcds so that everyone who buys them will be heavily addicted and they'll come for more* |
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Post by Shoe on Apr 1, 2005 3:04:04 GMT -5
secret ingredients? sounds drity.. what is it? a clip of you......... JOKING!!!! |
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Post by Teahouse Keeper on Apr 1, 2005 10:18:14 GMT -5
Mm. I see how secret the porn business is in your school, Shoe. It's so secret and invisible, the teachers don't see it right in front of them My goodness. So, you all just watch porn for pure entertainment and it doesn't have any serious side effects like an increase in rape cases or an increase in baby births/abortions? Yeah, proboards has it's advantages and disadvantages, like many other things. I wouldn't mind switching to invision but I don't know how to put my wallpaper and graphics like I do now. Do you know whether phpBB is the same as invision? Mm. I'll check out the website later. Have a look: www.phpbb.com/Mm? So those porn forums only have links rather than people actually talking? Hahaha..... Hahaha......A sub forum for porn in your forum, eh? And password secured? Hahaha......yeah, that's nice I'm sure your friends will love it. Hahaha!!! HAHAHA!!! Shoe, you really have very interesting friends A friend who's tight with money but not when it comes to porn. HAHAHA!!!! Mmpf. *looks sideways at Pippichan* Porn is not enough. Pippichan still wants to put secret ingredients. Mmm.....yes, a clip of you would be nice. HAHAHAAHA!!!! I want one too Mmm.....I'll be deleting this whole thread in about another day. We can start fresh with a new Porn thread. Plus, the Graphics Shop will be removed since there's nothing there anyway. |
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Post by Kyanu-Quanta on Apr 1, 2005 15:16:09 GMT -5
Oh, so according to Quanta we're sick-minded people.... If that's the case then he'll be the purest-minded person on earth then. No, you comprehend things the wrong way. I also added how perverted and disgusting it is, but you ignored it and used a phrase to make yourself look good. But hey, that's alright. |
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Post by pippichan on Apr 2, 2005 0:44:34 GMT -5
Eh? I made myself look good?! I thought I just simply stated that I'm also a sick-minded person and I'm fine with it. Not ashamed to admit it, too. So that made me look good...hmmm... You know, Quanta, maybe I comprehended things wrong. But honestly, when I read your post, I got impression that you do think you have the purest mind on earth. And if it's true, it's fine. I just don't agree with your attitude of looking down upon others who have different taste from you. If you don't like, it's okay but don't spoil other's fun. Hey, in order to make my porn selling business run well, I must outsmart my competitors! That's why it's necessary to put secret ingredients in my porn vcds. ;D HAHAHAHA!!! A clip of me? I'm sorry, guys but it's not for sale! Actually I was thinking about making a clip of shoe... |
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Post by ChaTeAubRianD on Apr 2, 2005 2:24:20 GMT -5
pippichan sure would make tons of money there. well, we have a hentai shop right in front of our school. convinient eh? ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Quanta, if you are offended by the stuff we're talking about here, then don't enter the thread. why don't we just respect each other's interests? you think porn is disgusting, ok, it's your belief and i respect it so please, in return, respect the others' source of joy. hehe, ok?
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Post by Shoe on Apr 2, 2005 3:22:30 GMT -5
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Post by Nomi on Apr 2, 2005 15:01:12 GMT -5
MAN-alot did happen while I was gone-so now you've got a PORN thread?!!! You guys are too naughty!
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Post by Kyanu-Quanta on Apr 2, 2005 22:17:26 GMT -5
Yes, I over reacted. But guys, if you really think about it, it's kinda wrong. . .
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