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Post by Shoe on Mar 8, 2005 3:43:56 GMT -5
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Post by pippichan on Mar 9, 2005 3:49:47 GMT -5
So, what's your forum about, Shoe? *smiling wickedly* How to kill Shoe?! Hmm... I'll drop by soon!
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Post by Shoe on Mar 9, 2005 4:15:49 GMT -5
Ummm.. yeh, you could say its about killing shoe naa.. it's just ... crazy random topics.. O.o Haha
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Post by Teahouse Keeper on Mar 10, 2005 1:14:08 GMT -5
Mmm......poaching people from the Teahouse, Shoe? Mmmm......do you have a permit to hunt in these parts? Show me your passport and permit. *points big laser weapon at Shoe*
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Post by Shoe on Mar 10, 2005 1:48:10 GMT -5
Ummmm.. I don't have any. *falls to his knees* Please don't kill me oh great Keeper of the Teahouse!
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Post by pippichan on Mar 10, 2005 4:49:23 GMT -5
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Post by Nader on Mar 11, 2005 6:13:37 GMT -5
If I join............
can I be a mod?
pretty please?!
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Post by Shirubi on Mar 11, 2005 9:29:28 GMT -5
Hey Shoe! I joined! So can me and Nader be Mods? Pretty Please!
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Post by Shoe on Mar 12, 2005 3:43:10 GMT -5
Well, im not really looking for a moderator just yet.. when my forum gets bigger (around 15-20 members) i shall look for a moderator.. As you can see now.. i've made someone a moderator for winning this one game.. i made.. but she is a mod for one month.
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Post by pippichan on Mar 15, 2005 4:18:01 GMT -5
Eh, Shoe, I notice that you have so many rules at your forum! And you even want people to stay on topic?? Gosh, that's really, really hard to do!
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Post by Shoe on Mar 15, 2005 5:01:33 GMT -5
Yeh.. i got lots of rules.. and everything much be on topic.. but do you see any topics on topic??
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Post by Teahouse Keeper on Mar 16, 2005 6:02:47 GMT -5
*still pointing big laser weapon at Shoe who has fallen to his knees* Mmm......no passport and no permit......and poaching for mods.....Mmm......*frowns* Get up and stand against that tree there. *waves weapon at the big tree* And take off your clothes *smiles*
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Post by Shoe on Mar 16, 2005 6:16:45 GMT -5
-___-
Fine ... *walks over to the tree and takes his clothes off*
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Post by Teahouse Keeper on Mar 16, 2005 9:21:46 GMT -5
Mmm......*looks at naked Shoe* Turn round and hug the tree *points laser weapon at Shoe*
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Post by Shoe on Mar 17, 2005 0:13:20 GMT -5
*turns around and hugs the tree*
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Post by Teahouse Keeper on Mar 20, 2005 11:10:19 GMT -5
*walks to naked Shoe holding my laser weapon. Puts the tip of my weapon on the back of Shoe's neck and runs it slowly down his back. Whispers in his ear while sliding weapon down* You'll pay for poaching here. *smiles* Turn around.
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Post by Shoe on Mar 21, 2005 3:17:23 GMT -5
Oro? *turns around* I better get paid good for this
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Post by Teahouse Keeper on Mar 25, 2005 8:06:18 GMT -5
Oh, you'll get paid good for this Don't worry *looks down at Shoe below the waist* Mmm..... How good are you at darts?
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Post by Shoe on Mar 25, 2005 8:39:02 GMT -5
Im terrible at darts.. lol, i always miss the target. I got a terrible aim, which is why i prefer using swords.. or umbrellas
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Post by Teahouse Keeper on Apr 10, 2005 2:32:51 GMT -5
Mmm.... Perfect aim is not important. Guards!!! *2 huge, naked and well-oiled muscle men wearing only loin cloths come forward and grab Shoe on each side* The Dart board HAHA.....AHAHAHAHAHA!!!! *Naked Shoe is spread and pinned on a huge dart board in the middle of the Royal Forest. 600 men, all blindfolded, line up in 6 rows, holding darts that are three times the size of normal darts* Now Take aim, gentlemen. You know the rules. He who hits the family jewels first, wins We have all day The hand of the King's 16th daughter awaits you *drum roll and trumpets* BEGIN!!! *loud trumpet call and darts from the first row start flying at Shoe* (I visit your forum sometimes, Shoe. Saw you had changed the color to blue. Oh....weren't you thinking about putting a porn section in there?)
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Post by Shoe on Apr 10, 2005 2:58:36 GMT -5
*sees the naked men* Sick! *the first row of men fire, and all miss* Ahahaha! What was that? Pathetic! All of yous!! (oh yeh thats right.. ill add that forum there now. ... *ADDED* ok, i added it. All you need now is a password.. and since i trust you.. here is the password: cookies&milk
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Post by Teahouse Keeper on Apr 10, 2005 3:43:50 GMT -5
Mmm......*frowns as the first row of 100 men miss* Move the dart board up!!! *several muscle men move the entire board forwards, closer to the dart throwing line* NEXT!!! *drum roll and the next row comes up while the first row moves to the back.* Take aim!!! BEGIN!!! *Smiles as loud trumpet calls and darts start flying again.* Heeeheeheehee..... (HAHAHAHA!!! You put the password here?!! And what a cute password it is!!! *goes to have a look at the forum* Ehh....Shoe, you're kidding me, right? There's no porn section.)
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Post by Shoe on Apr 11, 2005 4:37:23 GMT -5
(the Mature Audiences Only forum IS the porn forum ) *all the men miss except one who gets shoe on the hand* Ahhhhh! My hand!! You got my hand! Ahhh... the pain... why? why must i feel pain? (cute password? hahaha, thanks Keeper ^____^ V )
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Post by Teahouse Keeper on Apr 18, 2005 8:47:33 GMT -5
(Mm.....I still can't find your porn section, Shoe. The Mature Audiences Only? Mmm.....But I don't see it when I visit your site. Is there something I've to do first before it's revealed to me? Hahaha.....) *the man who hits Shoe's hand leaps up and shouts happily* Mm. Very good. Now......*turns to the dart throwers* AIM LOWER!!!! NEXT!!!!! *front row moves back while the next row moves forward* Mmm.....this is getting dull. Tea time is just around the corner. MOVE UP!!!! *muscle men move the dart board even nearer to the dart throwers* Mmmm...... *waves for drum roll* BEGIN!!!! *loud trumpet call and darts start flying again*
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Post by Shoe on Apr 18, 2005 22:25:08 GMT -5
(The Mature Audiences Only board should be the very last board shown. It can only be seen by members and admins. You are a member so you should be able to see it.)
O.o *most of the darts miss, some hit shoe on the shoulder. One JUST missed shoe's crotch by a centimeter* O.o That was close
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Post by Teahouse Keeper on Apr 19, 2005 0:37:51 GMT -5
(AH!!! Saw it at last!!! The Mature Audiences Only sextion When did you set it up? I don't recall seeing it when I last checked in. Well, I'm happy it's so private and secure and cosy. HAHAHA!!! Love it.) *sees the dart that just missed Shoe's crotch by a centimeter and turns to the dart thrower with narrowed eyes* You.....MISSED. *2 muscle men run forward and grab the screaming man to the execution block where he is beheaded for all to see* Now. *looks at Shoe bleeding at the shoulder* Enough of this. *takes out my laser weapon and aims it at Shoe* Any last words?
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Post by Shoe on Apr 19, 2005 1:57:30 GMT -5
(yay, you found it!)
*sees the lazer gun* O.o Ummm..... yes, i do have last words. "FREEDOM!!!"
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Post by Teahouse Keeper on Apr 19, 2005 3:26:15 GMT -5
*hears Shoe's last request* Mmm..... Fine. *muscle men take down naked Shoe from the dart board and hold him* You may go *muscle men release Shoe* Start running *aims my laser weapon at Shoe* HAHA.....AHAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!!!!!!
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Post by Shoe on Apr 19, 2005 4:00:26 GMT -5
Nani? *runs as fast as he could* Damn it, the pain in my shoulder and my hand is causing me to run slower.. not to meantion im in my birthday suit and the floor is full of rocks.
*sees the edge of a cliff* Hehe, the keeper won't get me now *shoe jumps down the cliff and lands on a boat.* better get out of here fast *shoe starts the boat and rides off over the horizon*
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