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Post by pippichan on Nov 30, 2004 1:45:33 GMT -5
WHAHAHA! Of course, I am! *grinning from ear to ear proudly* I'm Midou Ban-sama.... WHAT!? You're still hungry??!  Then, go find yourself some food! *kick Ginji* Yeah, I'm taking all the food to my boat! *pulling out tongue* What you're gonna do about it? Hehehe... Whoa! If the anime is an never ending one and the story will always continue on, I think I wanna get stuck in there, too! ;D Imagine, living with cool, handsome characters all around...mmmm...  So, let's search for the treasure together, then! But do you think we've got an adventure spirit?  Because when it comes to laziness, I'm helpless like you are!  And what if we enter a cave which has many boobytraps and we can't pass them...worse, we can never leave the cave....aahh!  Abunai yo! Better forget about the treasure hunting! *hear someone screaming from a distance and turn around* Uh-oh! Ginji, I think we've got a problem! |
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Post by Teahouse Keeper on Dec 2, 2004 9:16:34 GMT -5
 Ban-chan, I think you're not loving me enough...... Taking all the food to your boat, eh, Pippichan? *Jumps on Pippichan, pins her to the ground, snatch away the picnic basket and runs off* *quickly grab a piece of cake inside the basket and stuff it into my mouth while running* Forget about treasure hunting?? Are you sure? Ah...booby trap cave is like Indiana Jones. Very exciting...If we can never leave the cave, I think we must be dead already. Otherwise, we'll surely find a way out. I mean, with our brains, can't we get out? You're Midou Ban, you know? Ah, you're only Pippichan? *electricity still on and aiming at Ban* I don't hear anything! Don't try to trick me! I'm still hungry!!! |
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Post by pippichan on Dec 3, 2004 1:48:19 GMT -5
Hoi, hoi, Ginji! Calm down, will you? Remember your oath - never kill again? Are we gonna kill each other over food?! Hmm... stealing my food, eh? How can you be sure I didn't put poison inside the food?  If we're trapped in some cave and with you screaming for food, how can my brain work well!? Yeah, watching adventure movies like Indiana Jones or The Mummy are exciting. But do you think you can match Indy if you're on his place? One miscalculation, one wrong step, and you can say goodbye to this world. So? Haaah.... it's raining everyday here. I don't really mind about rain as long as it doesn't give me any trouble. But seems rain loves to trouble me, I wonder why. Just like the other night when I was on my way home. It'd been raining all day long and in my neighbourhood there were many water and mud puddles. And this irresponsible driver sped up his car and... I'm sure you know what happened next. GINJI! It's not the right time to get sentimental! Don't you see the takoyaki vendor is heading here?! With his butcher knife!? |
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Post by Teahouse Keeper on Dec 5, 2004 4:05:07 GMT -5
*Can't stop. Electricity keeps building up* Takoyaki. Takoyaki. Takoyaki. AARRRR!!! TAKOYAKI!!! HUNGRY!!! *chokes on the cake* Y-You poisoned the food?!  *looks worried but then relaxes* Eh...you're bluffing, Pippichan. How can you poison the food when you'll also be eating? Ah...Indiana Jones. He always seems to get things done just right. Handsome, smart, quick, lucky. Can we match Indy? Mmm....*thinks* Well, if we're going to die looking for treasure, then let's die looking for the treasure. I don't want to care anymore. As long as you're with me. Bring money. Bring food. Bring the map. Ready? Then let's go.... HAHAHA!! The invincible Ban got splashed by a speeding car!!! I should have been there with a camera! *ahem* Yeah, it happened to me too. Once. The path was very narrow. I was walking to somewhere and there was a stream of rain water beside the path....I wonder whether the driver did it on purpose. Well, I hope he's happy *Electricity suddenly shuts off* Takoyaki vendor? *sees the vendor with the knife* UHH! The Takoyaki vendor!! Ban! Ban? *looks around and sees Ban already running far away* BAN??! BAN!! Wait for me!! *starts running* How can you leave me? Ban...  *looks back to see the vendor still chasing* BAN!!!!! |
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Post by pippichan on Dec 6, 2004 2:00:13 GMT -5
Haha, I planted the poison just before you snatched the basket. *showing a small tube with blue liquid inside* See, this is the antidote. If you say you're sorry for stealing my food and for calling me greedy and scary, I'll give it to you. If not, I think I'm gonna throw this to the lake. *wearing smug grinned face* So, what's it gonna be? O...kay, if you say so. But when we finally get the treasure, it turns out to be a cursed treasure. Just like in Pirates of Caribbean. *strangling teahouse keeper* It's your fault! Now what're we gonna do about this!? Oh, yeah, the driver was happy! Why? Because he's succeeded in splashing you! *Run back and drag Ginji* Run faster, Ginji! Don't be slow like that! Uugh... you should diet, you know! Hey, don't get mad! Remember, the vendor's still chasing us! |
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Post by Teahouse Keeper on Dec 7, 2004 8:26:16 GMT -5
Whoaa!!! You're good, evil Pippichan.....*looks at the tube of blue liquid* How do I know that's the antidote? Maybe it's the real poison and the food wasn't really poisoned. I still feel ok.
*head is shaken by strangling* W-w-well, i-i-if the t-t-t-treasure i-i-is really cursed, t-t-t--that's just t-too bbbad. W-e-e'll just have to ff-find a ww-w-aaay to break the c-c-c-curse....
*being dragged by Ban* Uuhhh.....I can't run anymore... *looks back* UH!! BAN!! He's catching up!! What do we do?!! Where's the car? Didn't you park it over there? I hope it's not towed away...I can't run anymore.....
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Post by pippichan on Dec 8, 2004 1:36:05 GMT -5
*grinning maliciously* Yeah, maybe this is the poison. Or maybe this is the antidote. So, you're sure that you don't want this? Then, it'll be ok if I toss it to the lake then? *prepare to toss the tube* *stop strangling teahouse keeper and drop to the ground* HUWAA!! I don't wanna be a walking skeleton! What if dogs chase me because they want my bones for supper!? HUWAA!!! *stunned at once* Ginji, our car is missing! *grumble* I can't believe it! In times like this...! GRRR!!! *kick a garbage can to express his anger* |
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Post by Teahouse Keeper on Dec 9, 2004 5:51:28 GMT -5
*looks suspiciously at Pippichan, trying to decide whether she's bluffing* Eh...wait. *walks slowly towards Pippichan* Ok, I'll apolo--*suddenly lunges at Pippichan, wrestles her to the ground and tries to take the blue tube away* Ah....Don't cry!! *pats Pippichan's shoulder* We must find the treasure first before we can be cursed  We haven't started the journey yet!! Arggh....Ban....how can the car be missing??! Is it a no parking zone again? *looks back* AH! The vendor is here *puts up 2 hands to stop the vendor from attacking with the knife* EH! Dangerous!! DANGEROUS!!! *quickly whispers to Ban* I still have a little electricity left.....*electricity shoots out and hits the knife out of the vendor's hands* Hahaha! Let's run, Ban!!! |
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Post by pippichan on Dec 11, 2004 1:12:02 GMT -5
*during the wrestling with teahouse keeper, manage to toss the tube to the lake* Oops... it slipped off my hand! *smirking* Zannen desu ne?! *looking at teahouse keeper in weird way* I thought we'd been already in the cave and found the treasure! *grinning from ear to ear* Well done, Ginji! Now we... EH?!! *casting a disbelief look at the takoyaki vendor who suddenly turns into a gigantic pro-wrestler* How can he ....?? |
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Post by Teahouse Keeper on Dec 14, 2004 1:12:35 GMT -5
Zannen desu?! *slowly retracts hand and stands up* Well, I'm still feeling fine. I don't think I need the antidote anyway. *brush off some grass from my clothes* I'm going to your mansion to eat your fridge things *walking away* *looking at Pippichan* Are you sure we're already in the cave? So fast? We haven't even step out of the house....You haven't comb your hair. EHH?!! The Takoyaki vendor!! What happened?? ARHH!! Quick, RUNNN!!! *starts running* Ban! Did you forget where you parked the car??! I really don't think I can run anymore!!! Do you think that fat pro-wrestler can run very fast? *turns around to look and stops running* Ehh? Ban? Where is he?? |
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Post by pippichan on Dec 14, 2004 8:41:22 GMT -5
*looking at my watch* You've got 5 minutes. If I were you, I'd start swimming right now. *smiling mysteriously* Of course we've been already in the cave. I've got teleport skill. Don't you remember!? Ah, even though I haven't combed my hair, I'm still pretty! ;D *hit Ginji's head* I don't forget where I parked my car! It's just disappeared by itself! *suddenly cast a surprised look over Ginji's shoulder* Em... Ginji.... right behind you.... |
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Post by Teahouse Keeper on Dec 16, 2004 8:51:53 GMT -5
*stops walking and turns slowly round* 5 minutes? *sees Pippichan's scary smile* Why must I start swimming? Teleport skill?? Must be a teleport malfunction because I could have sworn we never left the house. You haven't brushed your teeth. How can you be pretty without combing your hair? I haven't even eaten yet. Teleport us back to the cave after we've eaten breakfast. *walks off into the kitchen* *turns head very slowly around and sees vendor with the shining butcher knife* EHHH!!! *jumps to Ban's side and points at the pro-wrestler vendor* How come he's behind me??! *vendor comes closer* ARRGH!! *puts up a hand* STOP!! We're very sorry about the Takoyaki!! *vendor doesn't stop* Ban, the vendor is insane!!! Look at his eyes!! BAN!! WATCH OUT!! *vendor lunges with the knife at Ban* |
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Post by Teahouse Keeper on Dec 18, 2004 11:01:06 GMT -5
Eh....Pippichan, do you realise this thread is just us? It's all us Pages and pages of us What have we done?? |
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Post by pippichan on Dec 20, 2004 2:48:40 GMT -5
To find the antidote, of course! Unless, you wanna end up like Chihiro's parents in Spirited Away! *grinning wickedly* That's right, turning into a big fat pig! *take a close look at teahouse keeper's face* Hm... looks like there's something different on your face... could that be your nose .... yeah, it's turning to a pig's nose! ;D *sit down and slump over the table* Haah, my teleport skill sucks! We're never gonna get any treasure! *seeing teahouse keeper rummaging through the food shelf* There's nothing there! Except some expired instant noodle! We're broke, remember?! Haah, should find another way to make fast money. Like rob a bank or something .... *grab the vendor's wrist* Playing with knife, eh? Abunai yo! *squeezing and crushing the vendor's wrist so hard he let go his knife* And now, a little wrestling technique which I'm very good at! *seize the vendor's clothes and send him flying across the alley* *The vendor crashes a wall meters away, he's unconcious* Haha, think you can hurt Midou Ban-sama, eh!? Teahouse keeper, we fill this thread with our wacky, stupid craps! So wacky, nobody else's willing to post here! |
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Post by Teahouse Keeper on Dec 22, 2004 6:01:55 GMT -5
Oh?? *whips out a small mirror and looks* Hahaha.....don't bluff, evil Pippichan!!! My nose is ok. *keeps the mirror* You can't stop me from eating your fridge things. After that, I'm going to use your big bath tub, your expensive bath bubbles and sleep in your nice, big, fluffy bed. Ah......*bounces happily towards the mansion* *flings away the expired instant noodles* Pippichan, where's the emergency food supply? Er, Ban, I think you killed him. *goes over to check* Eh?? BAN!! He's shrinking!! Look!! He's not a pro-wrestler any more!! Strange....I wonder what's going on. And what happened to our car.... Hahaha.....Yeah, Pippichan, I think nobody knows how to post here because it's so crazy. I'm thinking we need Hevn, Paul and the whole gang here. It feels strange without them and I can't stop thinking about them, especially Hevn who is supposed to give us jobs. Plus, I keep thinking of Shido these days |
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Post by pippichan on Dec 24, 2004 4:12:43 GMT -5
*kneel beside my huge saint bernard dog and whisper to its ear* Chase teahouse keeper, doggie! The keeper's intending to eat all food in our fridge. That means your food, too! WOOF! *the dog runs after teahouse keeper and jumps on the keeper, making the keeper fall to the ground* Good Boy! *seeing the keeper moveless beneath my saint bernard dog* I'm off to rowing. Keep the keeper away from our mansion, doggie! *walk toward my boat* What emergency food supply!? We don't have such thing! *come forward to have a closer look* He's not died, Ginji! Just unconcious! *punch Ginji annoyedly* *Suddenly a broken tube with yellowish green liquid lying next to the vendor's slumping body catches Ban's attention* What's that?! *Curiously, pick up the tube and sniff* Masaka! *eyes bulging in disbelief* This is... |
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Post by Teahouse Keeper on Dec 24, 2004 9:09:38 GMT -5
Pippichan!!! You--!!! *glares at the dog angrily* Get off me!! *takes out a piece of ham sandwich from my pocket, throws it aside for the dog to chase and stands up* AHAHAHA!!! You think your dog can stop me, Pippichan?!! *runs quickly towards the mansion* Row your boat!! By the time you return, your fridge will be empty!!! HAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!
*looks at Pippichan in her pyjamas* Yes, we do!! We have an emergency food supply!! Chocolate bars, biscuits, canned soup, dehydrated breakfast, lunch and dinner buffets, desserts meant for space travel. Don't tell me you ate them?! Those are for emergencies, Pippichan. This is an EMERGENCY. Where's the food supply??
*looks at Ban anxiously* What? What's wrong? What is it?
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Post by pippichan on Dec 28, 2004 3:27:36 GMT -5
*rowing idly to the middle of the lake* Hehehe... *pulling out a super mini television from my pocket* Time to see a special news. Activate camera at the porch. *in monitor, there's an image of teahouse keeper grabbing the doorknob and trying to get into my mansion* 1,2,3... *a deafening alarm shrieks* Hahaha!!! Well, teahouse keeper, you've got only 2 minutes to disactivate the alarm before police comes. Let's see if you can do it! *lying down in my gently floating boat, eyes fixed on the tv's monitor* Oooh... those kinds of food! Some I ate and some I threw away. They'd been expired too, you know! *looking at teahouse keeper's turning-red-face* Don't freak out! Just eat the instant noodle if you're hungry! *stand up, yawning* Ah, I'm gonna go to sleep again... This is the dangerous formula invented by Dr. Jekyll - the formula that enables him to turn into evil Mr. Hyde! Last time this formula seen was when Dorian Gray stole it from Dr. Jekyll and gave it to Professor Moriarty in order to make a mass production of it. (Confused, teahouse keeper? Well, if you see League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, I bet you won't ;D) *glance at the unconcious takoyaki vendor* I wonder where he got this! *frowning* And does it mean that Professor Moriarty hasn't died yet - in fact he's succedeed in spreading the formula worldwide?!! |
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Post by Teahouse Keeper on Jan 3, 2005 2:49:31 GMT -5
*hears the screaming alarm* Hmmpf!! Urusei (So noisy)!!! *looks around and sees camera* Pippichan! I know you're watching!! Watch this!!! *takes out a small piece of chewing gum from my pocket and unwraps it. Pops the gum into my mouth and chews. Takes out gum from my mouth and sticks it on the door. Runs and hides. In 5 seconds, the door explodes. Rushes in and shuts the alarm off by shooting the system control with my gun* Yes!!! Pippichan!!! I have a gun!!!! HAHAHAHAAHA!!!!! *runs past the confused butler and heads for the kitchen*
You....ate the emergency food supply??! You threw some away??! *eyes big* How are we going to get back to the cave without eating first?? How are we going to get the treasure?! How can you ask me to eat expired instant noodles??!! How can you sleep at a time like this?! *grabs Pippichan* Do something!! Teleport some food here immediately!! My legs are growing weak. *sits down in the chair*. Hurry....food....
The what??! Dorian Gray? Moriarty?? Ban....are you ok? *goes near to touch Ban's forehead*
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Post by Nader on Jan 10, 2005 2:59:34 GMT -5
You....ate the emergency food supply??! Minchi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Post by pippichan on Jan 10, 2005 3:06:36 GMT -5
Okay, teahouse keeper, why don't we end this stupid game? It starts to bore me, you know. You can eat all food in my fridge, go ahead! *activate camera in the kitchen and see teahouse keeper open the fridge .... TA-DA!!! RUN OUT OF FOOD says a note inside the fridge* HAHAHA!!! That's funny!! Uuh, I love your face right now, teahouse keeper!!! Okay, okay, I'll teleport you somewhere to get food! Just don't die here! Here, take my hand! *close eyes and concentrate* TELEPORT!!! *open eyes and see bars all around* Hmm... I don't know McDonalds has changed its interior into something like prison or cage... eh?! Where's teahouse keeper?! *looking around to find the keeper's whereabouts* Ah, there the keeper is .... *eyes bulging in surprise and disbelief* ...in the arms of .... GORILLA!!? Uh-oh, better go away quickly... Yeah, I run out of my prozac, Ginji! *punch Ginji's head* Of course I'm fine! Do you think I'm crazy or something!!? *suddenly bullets flying towards Ban and Ginji* |
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Post by Shoe on Jan 10, 2005 3:29:20 GMT -5
Menchi? Why did such a poor animal get involved into this? *cries* lol |
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Post by pippichan on Jan 10, 2005 4:20:27 GMT -5
Minchi?! Is that an animal that can teleport people? Like the creature - what's its name - in Tsubasa Reservoir? |
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Post by Shoe on Jan 10, 2005 22:40:16 GMT -5
Menchi is the emergency food supply of Excel and Hyatt from Excel Saga... Menchi is a dog.. that looks alot like a cat.
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Post by pippichan on Jan 11, 2005 3:17:30 GMT -5
Ooh... emergency food supply... I see.... Eh!? The emergency food supply is a dog?! So... when they're hungry, they eat the dog?! |
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Post by Teahouse Keeper on Jan 21, 2005 7:00:16 GMT -5
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Oh my goodness, so that's what Minchi/Menchi means. It's an emergency food supply that's a dog that looks like a cat Pippichan, I think the dog transforms into food. Or maybe...produces food?? (I'm thinking ice-cream). It doesn't become food itself *sees the empty fridge in Pippichan's grand mansion*.....Pippichan. You're VERY wicked, you know? *takes a moment to get over it. Whips around and storms out of the mansion, heading towards the lake. Drops my gun, strips down to my shorts, jumps into the lake and swims to the boat where Pippichan is sitting. Reaches out, grabs Pippichan and drags her into the water. Grips her to prevent struggling and yanks her back to shore. Dumps her on the grass, retrieves my gun and points it at her.* Now, Pippichan, I'll have my revenge. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Say goodbye to everything. Sayonara. *sees a gorilla holding me* PIPPICHAN!!! What did you do??!! Come back here, Pippichan!! Where do you think you're going? You said you'd get me some food!! This is...this is....*looks around wildly* A ZOO!!! PIPPICHAN!!! *gorilla gives me a banana* Ooohh.....Thanks *munches on the banana happily* *sees bullets* AHHH!! BAN!! *ducks and the bullets hit the wall behind in a row* Someone is shooting at us!! *quickly runs after Ban into the alley and leans against the side, peeping out of the shadows* Ban! Do you see who is it? |
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Post by Shoe on Jan 22, 2005 23:31:43 GMT -5
Well.. actually.. Menchi never got eaten on the series... Menchi always makes plans on trying to escape from the girl's house.. which of course they all fail... or when Menshi escapes.. she meets up with them... them being Excel and Hyatt... lol Oh yeh.. Menchi is the one that sings the ending theme to Excel Saga. the song is funny and cute at the same time.. This is what menchi looks like: img.photobucket.com/albums/v413/The_Shoe/exs_menchi016.jpg |
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Post by Nader on Jan 22, 2005 23:43:57 GMT -5
lmao! One of my favorite episodes is when Menchi tries to find his master with some other dogs. Also in the ending excel pours salt on menchi while menchi is singing. Here's another picture of menchi  |
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Post by Shoe on Jan 22, 2005 23:50:35 GMT -5
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Post by Nader on Jan 22, 2005 23:52:24 GMT -5
Daitenzen? is that the one where menchi travels the world?
also where are you getting all these awesome pics? lol
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